Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Kaarawan ng Puso 2012

And so it is Valentines Day today! Happy Happy to everyone! :)


In order to make this day cheesier than it already is I will share you an accumulated Hardcore Cheesy quotes which I think will be helpful for everyone, whether you are in a committed relationship, single, looking around, flinging, whatever your relationship status is these quotes/lines will help you. But in order for this to be resourceful you must know how... TO READ TAGALOG if not then I suggest you can leave this page (thanks) but if you know do read tagalog then brace yourself.

[Caution]
Please do not eat or drink while reading. Vomitting is expected after reading this so please prepare a plastic bag.

If you like to take the risk then... proceed.

  • Hindi ka naman Kastila… hindi ka Amerikano… hindi ka rin Hapon… Ang alam ko lang… ikaw ang sumakop sa puso ko!

  • May free time ka ba? Samahan mo naman ako sa psychiatrist. Magdala daw kasi ako ng kinababaliwan ko.

  • Maging cactus ka man, handa akong masaktan... mayakap ka lang.

  • SiNGLE KA, SINGLE AKO. Masyado ng marami ang single sa mundo.. Gusto mo bawasan nating dalawa?

  • Ikaw b ang kadiliman? Wala na kasi kong makitang iba kapag andyan ka.

  • Wag mo kong itulak! Kasi bka hilahin kita...at mahulog tayo sa isa't isa!

  • Sana ulan ka nalang at lupa ako,kahit sa ayaw at gusto mo,sa akin ang bagsak mo

  • Girl: Saan tayo mag date sa valentines? Boy: Sa sementeryo! Girl: Bakit dun?
Boy: Para mapatunayan kong patay n patay ako sayo!

  • IniiSMALL ka ba nila? 'Wag kang mag-alala kasi iniiBIG naman kita.

  • Bastos ka ah!!! Basta-basta kna lng pumapasok sa isipan ko"

If you would like to donate more feel free. Enjoy your cheese day.. I mean Vday!


Love,
jCel♥



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